The Bluebird of Happiness Craps Paint

I like bluebirds. Gigi and I have put up bluebird houses to attract them.

We now have at least three nests of baby bluebirds.

Did you know that bluebirds crap white latex paint? We have bluebird crap paint droppings all over our deck now.

I don’t like bluebirds as much now.


Anonymous said...

You mean you installed bird houses without toilets?! Aren't there sanitation laws in your county?