Turkey Platter Horror

I had one of those dreams this morning that make you jump straight up. It was the old “falling some great distance dream”.

Falling in my dreams used to occur more often. Now I guess my subconscious fears the old boy might croak at this age so let’s hold off on the really scary dreams so we can dream another day.

For some reason I had crawled up on a really tall and nice display in a fancy house wares department at an upscale retailer. Once there I noticed a big screen TV, so being a guy I stopped the climb to watch TV for a while.

Then I noticed I was about 30 feet higher and now I was in a house wares display on a butte in the Arizona desert. I am unable to get down. My older sister is there and she says she will go for help.

Now how did she get down and I couldn’t?

She is gone and now I'm on a really nice house ware display on a big turkey platter on top of an off shore oil platform. I decide to bravely make my move before this gets any worse. The turkey platter slips out from under me and I begin the long plunge to the sea.

Exit Reggie from the dream in one of those big all over body jumps.

Good morning mind.


Anonymous said...

I wonder if you dreamed this because I sent you that e-mail yesterday about our family thanksgiving plans.

Logzie said...

Did you eat something spicey before bedtime?

Reggie Hunnicutt said...

No, Sams Club crabcakes. Actually this is what woke me up at 6:30 AM

mr zig said...

Hm... Crabcakes... I'm gonna have to try that! That dream sounded fun!!!!