Never a dull moment…….

“HALEY!” Gigi screamed. “What are you chewing? Haley get! Get! Reggie, it’s a cat turd. Get something to clean it up, please.”

Oh crap I thought as I ran to get a paper towel. I thought she was over this.

“Where is it Gigi?”

“I thumped it under your chair”.

“Great, I appreciate that. Where exactly is it under my chair?”

“Don’t try to kiss me Haley!” Gigi yelled.

“I got it!” I said, “Gigi would you clean that spot with that anti-turd pet cleaner please?”