Things That Irritate Me

Lumpy or thick grits. If the grits are both thick and lumpy I get real mad.

Little fish that bite at your moles in a lake. I hate those raspy little teeth mistaking me for part of the food chain.

Nibbling ducks. I like ducks I just hate to be nibbled by ducks. It feels very creepy.

People that want to push back or forward a schedule. I never know what in the hell they are talking about.