Home Invasion

What’s this home invasion crap?

I few years ago the local media started using this term without asking me or informing me. The first time I heard Home invasion Gigi and I turned to each other and said, “What the hell? Are Martians invading us now?”

It’s called first-degree burglary, and conspiracy to commit first-degree burglary.

That doesn’t sound so nice as home invasion.

Home invasion my butt. I guess the media will soon start calling murder “unwilling life termination”.